//GETS SUDDENLY AND VIOLENTLY EMOTIONAL OVER JIM MORIARTY
THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
but the real question here is, WHY WASNT THIS IN THE MOVIE
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
- person: so do you watch any tv shows?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation